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Hi readers,

Apologies as I don’t blog here anymore.

ciao bellas!

love,
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I stole this from foxyseven , she took it  from here 

This is so true and extremely hilarious (take it with a pinch of salt!)



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Not many people realise this, but Happy Ever Afters are fairytales proliferated by Disney and fictionalized by Hollywood. They are make believes to have people make sacred their chastity and safe guard children from the greater purpose in life, Promiscuity.

Happy Ever Afters are myths and un-natural occurrences, much like Atlantis and the multi male orgasm, and are experienced by less than 0.7% of the human population. Happy Ever Afters are however possible, only when you marry at 70 and you both die shortly after before realizing the existence of erectile dysfunction.

Love, is like a commodified product. And in the dynamics of marketing, we learn that all products go through a product life cycle. Relationships blossomed by love, follows the exact same pattern of triumph and subsequent demise.

If you disagree with me, you are either blind, single and unwanted, never had a relationship without the medium of money or just simply, wrong.

I’ve decided to split this post into two parts instead because I believe there is a gender divide when it comes to the life cycle. So since the last I checked, I had a dick, I’ll write the male version first then follow up with the female one.

I’ve cleaned up my friends list here.. Added a few friends (sorry for the wait) and removed some that seems inactive..also edited my friends filtering list.. Nowadays.. thoughts seems a lot private and somehow with the world wide web expanding bigger then ever.. its making me abit more wary. But I guess that’s normal right?

World's Worst / FUNNIEST Olympic Swimming Trial



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